I openly detest Abercrombie and all that it stands for. A friend of mine has a friend who was a big deal manager there and he’s the one who said “no” to size 12. I suppose if you’re they’re target demographic -a bean-thin 15 year old – then you’re probably wearing something in the 0-4 range. Besides, anyone who needs a size 12 probably has “grown up” hips (you know, the ones we get suddenly at 25) and shouldn’t be shopping at the painfully dark, seizure-inducing techno cologne paradise anyway.
So this is why I loooove this picture – Octomom is decked out head to toe in freshman gear and I just know Abercrombie CEO Mike Jeffries is throwing his flip flops at the marketing team to fix this shit stat. He’s probably trying to figure out a way to photoshop her A&F logos to Aeropostale or something.
Per Jeffries: “In every school there are the cool and popular kids, and then there are the not-so-cool kids. Candidly, we go after the cool kids. We go after the attractive all-American kid with a great attitude and a lot of friends. A lot of people don’t belong [in our clothes], and they can’t belong. Are we exclusionary? Absolutely.”
If you want to read more about the freakish Willy Wonka of the teen fashion scene, click here.
More Amber Rose wardrobe fuckery at Paris’ fashion week. This is a FASHION event, not a “What Not to Wear” event. Stacey London would murder her ass in the 360 mirror for even thinking about leaving the house in that…
I kid, I kid. Kristin Stewart fesses up at Sundance that she’s not so great at working the pole. But this only makes sense since she started her “real job” of acting at the age of 11 (in the movie the Panic Room with Jodie Foster) versus the rest of us who have to “strip to pay for college.” heh You know that most of the strippers who claim this did one half of a term at Junior College and then decided “school isn’t for me” and continued booty popping for fat guys on a dirty stage while wearing KMart lingerie and lucite heels.
Livin the dream.
At yesterday’s Sundance premiere of Welcome to the Rileys, Stewart revealed to E! Online that pole dancing can be dangerous. “I did some pole dancing. I got bruises all over my legs. I tore myself up doing it. It sucked.” Luckily, the film is not about a stripper, it’s about a damanged girl. Sound boring, mainly because all Kristin seems capable of is teenage angst. We shall see.
So I was watching that show hosted by the annoying gay guy that hosts all of the Real Housewives reunions this weekend and he had Gretchen Rossi from the Real Housewives of Orange County on. She was saying how she has a new single out and it took me by surprise because the last time a blonde from that show tried to sing, it was disastrous (see video below.)
Anyway, I’m going to take a moment to say how great I think Gretchen is. She’s got awesome hair with no extensions, she loves her little boobs and won’t get plastic surgery, she’s loved by her ex-fiance’s children (and kids are usually HATEFUL towards hot step moms that could possibly be gold diggers), and even though she’s with d-bag Slade, they look genuinely happy together.
Click here to check out the single. It’s not awful like Heidi Montag awful, but I think she’d have done better to pull a Leighton Meester and do a duet with someone well known with a pop vibe. That stuff just works. Maybe the remix will be better?
Thank you PeopleofWalmart.com for providing us with a handy list of fashion don’ts. I for one am a huge fan of leggins. They always fit – even when I’m on a Diet Coke bender and my jeans are too tight. However, even I know that you need to wear something to “cover your rear end” as my Grandma so eloquently puts it.
This one’s for you baby sis: I just saw on People.com that “True Blood fans with a taste for male eye-candy can breathe easy: stars Ryan Kwanten and Sam Trammell promise they’ll spend very little time in wardrobe for the show’s upcoming third season.”
Yay!!
Says Trammell, who plays a shape-shifting Sam Merlot, “We joke about it — and who has the record for the most disrobes. I think Ryan does. But I’m close behind him at this point because I’ve already disrobed like four or five times this year and I don’t think he has at all. I’ve got to fight that out with him. Ryan is definitely ready to show up and flaunt it, because he’s got the bod to back it up. He’s probably the least bashful.”
Ryan Kwanten – our favorite Aussie who plays Sookie’s hot bro Jason Stackhouse – “I tend to think that I live my life relatively fearlessly. If HBO knew half the things that I do in my personal life they probably wouldn’t be too happy about it … I have no fear. I sort of hide behind the guise that I am playing a character … Personally, I’m quite restrained and almost introverted. But as Mr. Stackhouse, I can’t afford to have any of those sensitivities.”
Well, I don’t know about you, but I can’t WAIT for the Season 3 opener in June!!!And the pictures below? Yes please.
Here she is leaving her favorite Thai restaurant in Orlando. It’s unfortunate that only super skinny women can wear skinny jeans and oversized shirts. The irony is that they never need to hide a chubby belly like the rest of us. Anyway, I found a few other pics of her being adorable.
Think about all the cute outfits she’ll be able to buy with the giant divorce settlement she’ll receive. Talk about retail therapy!!
While my unemployed ass was downtown stealing quarters from the homeless last night so I could afford my morning Starbucks habit, P. Diddy was throwing his son, Justin Dior Combs, a $1 million 16th birfday partay in NYC. Not only did he spend the equivalent of 1250 unemployment checks (that’s 52 years of checks, btw) he even had it filmed for that wonderful show that portrays sweet teenagers celebrating their birthdays in a humble and pious way… My Super Sweet 16, have you heard of it?
I’m sure there were bowls of diamonds and Extacy, well no, probably MDMA because you know how rich people do, but there was also a bigger surprise. A brand new car! And like Michael K says on Dlisted “No, it wasn’t a ‘95 Tercel with 200,000 miles on it” it was a $360,000 Maybach with its own personal driver. The question I ask is this: why have a super dope car if someone else is just going to drive you around in it??
Even some of the crew from Jersey Shore showed up – minus The Situation! wtf. Jersey Shore = The Situation. And obviously I’ll have to mark this party as a FAIL because if you can’t even get The Sich to show up, you ain’t shit.
Oh Robby poo, what have you done? You’re my second favorite vampire (after Eric from True Blood of course) and you should know better than to wear such ugly facial hair. Is it Brad? Do you idolize Brad Pitt? I know he’s been anti-razor lately, but that doesn’t mean you should jump on the bandwagon. I will gladly take back my $10 Haiti donation and put it into the “End The Ugly Facial Hair Movement Now” fund! Just please promise you won’t get all ZZ Top on us, ok?
